Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Don't Eff With The S.S. Snakehead

last sunday i got to ride on the s.s. snakehead with tighty, snowman, and swappy. the s.s. snakehead is a ski boat that belongs to mr. swappy. riding on the s.s. snakehead is serious buisness, you can't just get on and ride around lake washington with the other boating sissys. nah, this crew is tough, you gots to get jumped in, and by getting jumped in i mean ya need to do your time in the sumo suit.

the sumo suit is a death-trap inflatable that you wear while the boat driver whips you around the lake. except for the brief moments that you're airborne, you're getting water pushed down every orifice in your face (mouth, nostrils, tearducts, ears, etc.) and sometimes orifices not on your face. unpleasant. i lost both contact lenses while getting jumped-in, my last pair too. fart.



up-skirt shot



SHHHHH**************************TTTTT. rdrr


after that crap was done we went wakeskating (i.e. binderless wakeboarding), drank ran-yeahs, and shot off bottle rockets! killer slash brah.

Monday, June 1, 2009

Off The Grid


2.5 months without a post, what the hell? ok, i've been off the grid for a while. SAWEE. still doin' rad stuff, just not bragging about it on the nets. got a backlog of old pics and stories for the summer. it'll be just like a magazine, reading about stuff that happened months ago! highlights include: snowboard crash that resulted in blood in my tinkle and possible a cracked rib, splitboarding 6 miles in the rain and to get to a yurt, loosing my contacts in lake washington while in the 'sumo suit', snowmobiling and shootin' guns on memorial day, etc., blah, blah.
above is a cell pic of a fawn i found on a hike this weekend. i didn't pet it, but i could have! little guy's legs fell out from under him twice when he finally decided to run away. cute.