Don't Eff With The S.S. Snakehead

last sunday i got to ride on the s.s. snakehead with tighty, snowman, and swappy. the s.s. snakehead is a ski boat that belongs to mr. swappy. riding on the s.s. snakehead is serious buisness, you can't just get on and ride around lake washington with the other boating sissys. nah, this crew is tough, you gots to get jumped in, and by getting jumped in i mean ya need to do your time in the sumo suit.

the sumo suit is a death-trap inflatable that you wear while the boat driver whips you around the lake. except for the brief moments that you're airborne, you're getting water pushed down every orifice in your face (mouth, nostrils, tearducts, ears, etc.) and sometimes orifices not on your face. unpleasant. i lost both contact lenses while getting jumped-in, my last pair too. fart.



up-skirt shot

SHHHHH**************************TTTTT. rdrr

after that crap was done we went wakeskating (i.e. binderless wakeboarding), drank ran-yeahs, and shot off bottle rockets! killer slash brah.